TINY TOONS FAN FICTION

 

SCENTANNA VS SERPATRO AGAIN

 

Written by Stephen Ricketts & SithSlayer

 

Tiny Toon Adventures (c) Warner Bros

Serpatro, created by SithSlayer

Megamink, created by Stephen Ricketts

 

NOTE: Most of Serpatro's lines were written by SithSlayer 

Buttermilk Commercial, written by Rkerekes13

 

PART 1

A BEACH, MILES AWAY FROM ACME ACRES

Fifi La Fume was walking along the sandy ground, wearing a robe, and carrying a towel.
She placed the towel on the ground, and took off her robe, revealing a red swimsuit
underneath.

FIFI: `Eet is good to get away from ze Acme Acres once in a while, no?'

 

SERPATRO'S LAIR

Serpatro watched Fifi as she was at the beach.

SERPATRO: `Once again, you have so easily forgotten me, my love. But I assure you,
that within moments, all the earth and heavens will bow down to me.'

He got up off his throne.

SERPATRO: `For I am Serpatro, the lord of darkness! Taught through hatred, forged in
black fire, and immortalized in death!'

 

THE BEACH

Furrball was walking along. He walked up to a white post with a, "wet paint," sign
attached to it. He rubbed his back against the post, and then walked off, with a white
stripe along his back.

 

SOMEWHERE NEARBY

Fifi rubbed some suntan lotion into her arms, and relaxed on the towel. Furrball walked
past, and suddenly Fifi woke up, and saw him.

FIFI: `Ooh la la! Mon petite skunk hunk!'

Furrball screamed and ran off.

FIFI: `I love this game! I will find you my little passion of fruits!'

Suddenly the clear sunny sky got all cloudy.

FIFI: (looking up at the clouds) `Quel strange.'

There was a flash of lightning, and a crack of thunder.

SERPATRO'S VOICE: `Scentanna!'

FIFI: (scared) `No, eet can't be.'

A black cloud emerged from the dark grey clouds, and took physical form in front off
Fifi. The black cloud changed into Serpatro.

SERPATRO: `Surprised'

FIFI: `Serpatro. I saw you fall into ze fire.'

SERPATRO: `Fool, I only became stronger! I now hold the powers of a god! This world
belongs to me. Just.like.you.'

FIFI: `Never!'

SERPATRO: `If you won't join me, I will destroy you right now!'

FIFI: (twirling her finger) `!annatnecS rof boj a ekil skool sihT'

She magically changed into Scentanna.

SCENTANNA: `This time I will stop you!'

SERPATRO: `Didn't you learn anything from our last confrontation! Your superpowers
are useless against me! If I have to eat you whole, I will!'

His eyes lit up, and fired energy blasts at Scentanna.

SCENTANNA: `dleiF ecroF'

A force field appeared around Scentanna, shielding her from Serpatro's attack. The
energy blasts hit the force field, and destroyed it. The result pushed Scentanna back a few
steps.

SCENTANNA: (getting mad) `!enotS oT nruT'

She fired a beam from her tail. It hit Serpatro, but didn't phase him. The evil demi-god
just kept on laughing. Scentanna realized that she cannot beat him.

SCENTANNA: `I... I can't beat him.'

SERPATRO: `Yes! Now, I will show you the true power of a god!'

He raised his hands into the air, and fired a beam into the dark clouds.

SERPATRO: `Arise, my minions!'

 

ACME ACRES

Several Demonic Beasts materialized around the area, and people screamed and ran away.
The other Supertoons arrived.

SUPERBUN: `Not so fast, evil monsters you! We are the Just-Us League of Supertoons!'

 

METROPOLIS

The Demonic Beasts materialized on the street, and scared the people away. The Justice
League of America showed up, and faced the monsters.

SUPERMAN: `We are the Justice League of America!'

 

THE BEACH

Serpatro confronted Scentanna.

SERPATRO: `My beasts have spread to the far corners of the earth, spreading the touch
of darkness. Now, it's just you and  me.'

SCENTANNA: `This can't be happening.'

SERPATRO: `This is your last chance. Become a demi-goddess, and rule the universe by
my side.'

SCENTANNA: `I'd rather die than join you!'

SERPATRO: `So be it!'

He raised his hands, and created an energy ball. He fired it towards Scentanna, who
shielded her face. There was an explosion, and she wasn't hurt.

SCENTANNA: `Huh?'

She took a look to see what happened. Serpatro was lying unconscious on the ground.

SCENTANNA: `What? But how...?'

She spotted someone standing right in front of her, who was looking at Serpatro. It was
Megamink. He turned to look at Scentanna.

MEGAMINK: `Are you okay?'

Scentanna stared at her savior.

NARRATOR: `Tiny Toons will be right back, after these messages.'

 

BUTTERMILK COMMERCIAL

Elmira was hugging Fifi, who had a glass of buttermilk her right hand. Fifi easily broke
loose of Elmira's grasp.

FIFI: (to Elmira) Vous may be under ze delusion zat moi eez a kitty cat. But as long as I
keep drinkeeng my buttermilk...

Fifi took a sip of her buttermilk.

FIFI: I can count on groweeng up weeth a, how you say, lactose eentolerance.

Fifi farted, and giggled. She took another sip.

FIFI: And evenzough I am not a kitty cat, I'm going to keep on drinkeeng my buttermilk.

Fifi took another sip.

FIFI: (growing angry) Because eet weell always remind moi of vous, and how vous
always zought zat moi was a kitty cat.

Fifi took one final sip of her buttermilk.

FIFI: (now really furious) As a matter of fact, een later years, I shall become, how you
say, obsessed weeth zat memory. Zat's right, I shall spend years trackeeng vous down, and
when I find vous, I shall geeve vous what vous deserve, you stupeed, brainless red-headed
bimbo!

Fifi turned around and sprayed Elmira with her stink. Elmira collapsed on the ground
unconscious.

MALE ANNOUNCER: Buttermilk, it makes a body bitter.

FIFI: (smiling proudly) Mais oui!

 

PART 2

Megamink stood before Scentanna.

SCENTANNA: (scared) `Who are you?'

MEGAMINK: `I am Megamink. And it looks like I arrived just in time.'

SCENTANNA: `Megamink?'

MEGAMINK: `That's right.'

SCENTANNA: `I am Scentanna. What brings you here?'

MEGAMINK: (pointing at Serpatro) Him. A sorceress named Megara sent me here to
destroy him, because he's unlocked a new level of power, which is unimaginable. The
entire universe is in danger if we don't stop him.'

SCENTANNA: `You're going to destroy him?'

MEGAMINK: `I know he used to be a friend of yours, but Megara is sorting it out as we
speak. But the bottom line is that he must be destroyed, before he destroys everything
else.'

SCENTANNA: `I understand.'

Megamink held out a necklace with a glowing ruby attached to it.

MEGAMINK: `Put this on.'

SCENTANNA: `What for?'

MEGAMINK: `Megara designed this specially for you, and it can only be used once. It
will enable your powers to work against Serpatro's.'

SCENTANNA: (putting it on) `Thank you, Megamink.'

SERPATRO: (getting up) `You will pay for your intrusion, Megamink.'

MEGAMINK: (to Scentanna) `If Serpatro isn't stopped, we are all doomed. And I mean
all of us.'

SERPATRO: `That's right, kid. I will destroy you both!'

Scentanna and Megamink stood together, side by side.

SCENTANNA: `Vou are going down, Serpatro!'

MEGAMINK: `Let's rock and roll!'

SERPATRO: `Fool.'

Both Scentanna and Megamink battled against Serpatro.

SERPATRO: `Impressive.'

SCENTANNA: `!enotS oT nruT'

She zapped Serpatro, and he turned to stone.

SCENTANNA: `Eet worked!'

Suddenly it wore off.

SERPATRO: `You dare to challenge a god?!'

MEGAMINK: `Scentanna, my Mega Sword might be powerful enough to destroy him. I
just need time to gather enough energy.'

SCENTANNA: `Okay, Megamink. I'll how you say, deestract him.'

She walked up to Serpatro.

SCENTANNA: (in a sexy voice) `Deed I ever tell you how gorgeous you are.'

SERPATRO: (chuckling) `Nice try, smelly.'

Scentanna began to fight Serpatro, buying time for Megamink.

MEGAMINK: `Mega Sword.'

The sword materialized in his hands, and he began charging it up. Scentanna continued
fighting Serpatro.

MEGAMINK: `I'm ready.'

Scentanna moved out of the way, and Megamink swung his sword at Serpatro. The
monster screamed, and exploded.

MEGAMINK: `I did it!'

Suddenly, Serpatro magically came back.

MEGAMINK: `What? But that's impossible.'

MEGARA'S VOICE: (inside Megamink's mind) `Rocko, your powers are strong, but not
strong enough to destroy a monster like him. But it's all taken care of now. I have just
finished separating Michael Gecko's soul from Serpatro. The result will destroy him.'

MEGAMINK: `Thanks, Megara.'

SERPATRO: (to Megamink) `Yes of course, Megara. She's the one who created the
Megamink powers which you and some of your friends possess! And I also know that
they are linked to her! When I'm done with you, I will destroy Megara, and all the
Megaminks will perish with her. Then I won't have to worry about them trying to stop my
plans! I will... What? What's happening to me?'

He began to fade and smoke, but then let out a roar and called upon the power of
darkness. It then caused massive black holes to form in the sky all over the world. He
continued to pull the darkness into himself and the earth began to crumble.

MEGAMINK: `Whats happening?!'

MEGARA'S VOICE: `It's not enough. He still has the power of darkness, and he's using
it to suppress Michael. I can't reach him anymore.'

Scentanna then began to walk towards Serpatro.

SCENTANNA: `Michael! Please, stop!'

Serpatro then let out waves of energy that burned into Scentanna, but she continued to
walk towards him until she stood right in front of him.

SERPATRO: `You would die for them?'

SCENTANNA: `No, for you. (hugging him) I love you, Michael.'

Serpatro then had a look of shock, then a tear fell from his eye, and he returned
Scentanna's hug.

SERPATRO: `Thank you.'

Serpatro then explodes in a brilliant blast of light. The explosion of light spread around
the world.

 

ACME ACRES

The Demonic Beasts were hit by the wave, and were destroyed.

SUPERBUN: `I guess that's the end of them.'

 

METROPOLIS

The wave destroyed the Demonic Beasts there as well.

SUPERMAN: `Once again the city is saved!'

 

THE BEACH

The light disappeared, and Scentanna and Megamink looked up at the clear blue sky.

MEGAMINK: `It's over. Serpatro has been destroyed.'

SCENTANNA: `What about Michael?'

MEGAMINK: `I'll find out. Megara, what has become of Michael Gecko?'

 

THE ENCHANTED FOREST

Megara sat on a tree stomp, and Michael stood beside her.

MEGARA: `He's fine. I will send him back in a moment. (She turned to Michael) Are
you ready?'

MICHAEL: `I.I don't know. I gave in to the darkness. I let my hate control. I turned on
my friends. I nearly brought about the apocalypse. I can't be forgiven. No one will. Not
even Fifi.'

MEGARA: `She will. I know she will. Don't worry, Michael.'

MICHAEL: `Okay, I'm ready

MEGARA: `Good luck.'

She magically teleported Michael back to Earth.

MEGARA: `Now you have the chance to start all over again.'

 

THE BEACH

Michael materialized in front of Scentanna and Megamink.

MICHAEL: (to Scentanna) `Fifi?'

SCENTANNA: `Yes?'

MICHAEL: (crying out) `I'm sorry!'

SCENTANNA: (holding out her arms) `Come here.'

Michael ran up to Scentanna, and hugged her. And she hugged back.

MEGAMINK: (watching them) `Now that's what I call a happy ending.'

 

OUTSIDE A RESTAURANT NEAR THE BEACH

Fifi and Rocko sat at a table, having something to eat. And it was dusk outside.

ROCKO: `Thanks for asking me out, even though this date is just a way of saying thanks
for each other's help.'

FIFI: `Oui. So, do you have a how you say, special someone?'

ROCKO: `I sure do. Her name is Sarah. Like me, she has superpowers. She is called
Turbosquirrel. What about you?'

FIFI: `I have a special someone too. His name is Hamton J. Pig. I love him a lot. To be
honest I also have a weakness for other skunks.'

ROCKO: `Speaking of other skunks, you look almost like a friend of mine.'

FIFI: `Really?'

ROCKO: `Yes. Her name is Lucy.'

FIFI: `Wow.'

ROCKO: `I hope Michael fits in at Acme Acres.'

FIFI: `I hope so too.'

Furrball walked past, with the white stripe still on his back. Fifi spotted him.

FIFI: `Ooh la la, eet ees zat delicious skunk hunk again!'

Furrball saw Fifi, and he screamed and ran off. Fifi chased after him.

ROCKO: `Fifi, wait, that's not a skunk, that's... Never mind.'

He continued eating his food.

 

THE BEACH

Fifi chased Furrball, and finally grabbed him.

FIFI: (wrapping her tail around him) `I have caught you, mon amore.'

She kissed him passionately on the lips. And Furrball held up a sign, saying, "The End!
P.S. Help!!!"

 

 

THE END

 

 

FICTITIOUS CAST LIST

KATH SOUCIE: Fifi/ Scentanna

CHARLES ADLER: Superbun/ Michael Gecko

TIMOTHY DALY: Superman

KERRIGAN MAHAN: Serpatro

FRANK WELKER: Furrball

CHRISTINE AUTEN: Rocko/ Megamink

KIRA VINCENT-DAVIS: Megara

THURL RAVENSCROFT: Male Announcer

 

 

END TAG

FIFI: `Au revoir, mon petite potato de couch!'