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Blue Fume Moon (includes 2 episodes: Boardwalk Blunder and When Looking for Love goes a Little
Loopy (a little parody of For Scent-imental Reasons))
By: Rocket Racer
To Rkerekes13: the inspiration of this story; I couldn't have done it without your story!
(This fanfiction is a continuation of the Fifi/Furrball relationship. This is just my first
story, but I hope you like it. Enjoy!)

It was 6:30 p.m. on a Friday and Furrball was heading to Fifi La Fume's Cadillac
since they scheduled a date together. On arriving, he was happy that his cardboard box was beside
the car since he agreed to live with her other than the old alley.
He knocked on the passenger door with his heart pounding in his chest. This was
proboably his first night on the town with Fifi and he didn't want to mess up anything.
"I'm really nervous about this," he said to himself. "But I can't let Fifi down
now!"
The door opened up and there stood Fifi. She was wearing a bright red dress and low
heeled closed-toe shoes. Furrball never saw her look so beautiful in his own life.
"Bonjour Furrball," Fifi greeted cheerfully as she saw her lover outside. "You
came just een time." She went to hug Furrball and gave him a kiss on the cheek.
Furrball blushed as he touched his kissed cheek. "No problem," he said. "Uh, is this
outfit okay?" He showed her a worn out tuxedo jacket. "It's the best one I can find."
Fifi closed her door and locked her arm around Furrball's elbow. "Eet doesn't matter
to moi, just as long as you're ready for our date." And with that, they walked down the road
to the French diner.

When the two entered through the door, the place smelled fresh and the people were
very friendly. Once seated at a table close to the center of the room and ordered a couple
of drinks, Fifi was the first to speak: "So, Furrball, do vous like zhe decor of zis place?
Eet is ze best I can come up with."
Furrball repied, "Yeah, it's great, I just hope the food here's good too."
"Oh, you weell love eet!," said Fifi smiling. "It has more varieties of fish zan zat
old alley. So, tell me, Furrball, have vous ever gone on a date like zis before?"
Furrball replied, "Well, not really. You were actually the first who asked me out on
one."
Fifi got closer to Furrball and said, "Do not worwy, I have zis, how you say, under
control."

A half-hour later, while Furrball and Fifi were enjoying their meal, Furrball spoke up:
"Hey, uh, Fifi, I should probably tell you something: You are not the only skunk who chases
me around a lot."
Fifi looked up from her plate and stared at him. "What?," she said in disbelief.
"Who else ees attracted to the white stripe, Furrball?"
Furrball did his best to describe the female skunk. "Well," he shrugged. "She is a
little taller than you and she is pink, not purple."
Fifi thought for a while and then, her eyes lit up. "Bimbette!"
"I beg your pardon?"
"She too likes boys, but she got Johnny Pew's autograph from moi! How did she find
vous, my leetle pussycat of passion?"
Furrball shrugged again. "Well," he started as he brings his mind back to that very
day when he got chased by Bimbette.

Boardwalk Blunder

It was during the Tiny Toons' summer and Furrball recently got away from Elmyra's
grasp. He panted as he walked down the boardwalk and past a house that was getting painted.
The painter steakes a white line across the wall and the drops land on Furrball. The little
blue cat was horrified since Fifi can be around and can pounce on him anytime. Luckily, he
spotted her going to the ACME Resort Hotel to try to get an autograph from a movie star. Furrball
felt relieved and continued walking to get a meal.

Suddenly, while he was eating a chili dog, a pink skunk by the name of Bimbette was
walking along the boardwalk, minding her own business , when she saw Furrball. Her eyes started
to open wide and she exclaimed, " OH MY GOSH. It is a real life boy skunk and ooh, he is a
total hottie!" Furrball's face lit up and he was frightened to see another skunk who was going
to try and catch him! It took some doing, but he got out of Bimbette's hug and had to run to a
safe place. Bimbette chased the little blue cat everywhere: across the beach, through the surf
shack, and even past the mall, which Bimbette loves to enjoy the most.

In the mall, Furrball went inside the candy store and thankfully, Bimbette passed him.
But soon, he came face to face with Johnny Pew, who was in fact a Hollywood Hotshot who was
going to the ACME Resort Hotel. Once Johnny saw Furrball, he said to him, "Hey skunk boy, can
I ask you a favor?" He shoved a lollipop in the cat's face very rudely. "Be good and tear the
wrapper open okay?" Furrball unwrapped the lollipop quite madly and handed it back to Johnny.
He didn't even say thank you and he went out of the store, sticking the lollipop in his mouth.

Furrball became very upset and and thought to himself, "That guy has gotta learn some
manners, he was very rude! I doubt Fifi will go out with him!" As he left the store with his
blood boiling in his veins, a voice shrieked, "Ah, there you are!" And once again Furrball had
to run for his life.

Finally, the cat was able to lose her again, this time behind a trash can at the back
of the ACME Resort Hotel. Furrball heard Bimbette run past him again and he was panting hard.
He peeked around to see if either Bimbette or Elmyra were around, but then he heard a muffled
sob. It was Fifi!
Furrball saw her sitting down and holding a picture excaliming, "I'll never get hees
autograph!" Furrball couldn't hide the tears in his eyes.
Once again Fifi was brokenhearted without a boyfriend and he thought to himself, "I
need to find a way to make it up to her, but first I have to get this wretched stripe off my
back."

He quickly headed to the sea, but he saw that Bimbette was still looking for him. So,
he jumped to the waters and the stripe was completely gone. After he got out all soaking wet,
Bimbette saw and asked him, "Hey cat, have you seen a blue skunk hottie anywhere?" Furrball
immdediately pointed his finger to the left and after saying "Thanks", Bimbette ran in that
direction. "Finally," said Furrball taking a deep breath.

Suddenly, he heard a crash from the ACME Resort Hotel and he ran to the top of a palm
tree which is above a trash can. To Furrball's surprise, there was Fifi flying to the trash can
he was hovering over. Fifi once again broke into sob knowing that she failed to get the autograph
signed again. The little blue cat was shocked again to see Johnny Pew passing by and Fifi
asks for HIS autograph, but he doesn't have a pen right now.
Furrball was horrified and thought, "Oh no! Poor Fifi! She doesn't know what she's
getting into. Ooh, but there's nothing I can do now." Indeed, there was nothing he can do because
Fifi was already under the spell of a rude, lazy, and selfish movie star of a skunk.

Then, one afternoon, as Furrball was riding with Mary Melody's skateboarding crew, he
saw Bimbette again. This time, she came out of the movie theater with a signed picture.
Furrball's eyes lit up and spoke out loud to himself, "Oh, he did not!" THAT was the
autograph in which Fifi wanted to get from Johnny Pew! Furrball quickly went inside the theater
to hear Fifi saying to Johnny the exact same characteristics Furrball had recently seen. Then,
the little blue cat heard a kick and he quickle got out of the way to see Johnny flying to the curb and get picked
up by Elmyra.
Giggling to himself, Furrball thought, "Attagirl, Fifi!" He still felt sad for her since
she once again doesn't have a lover, but with a smile on his face he said, "One day, I will
make it up to her and not in the way Johnny Pew did!"

Back at the French Diner (7:00 p.m.)...

As Furrball finished his story, he and Fifi chuckled to each other. "Oh Furrball," Fifi
exclaimed. "I never thought vous cared about moi so much. You are better zan zat Johnny Pew
after all!" Furrball blushed and said, "Yeah, heh, heh, thanks. And now I finally made it up
to you!" Fifi smiled and said while tickling his chin with her tail, "Vous sure did, my leetle
pussycat of passion." Furrball couldn't help, but giggle at Fifi's way of playing with him.

After, paying a tip to the waiter, Fifi and Furrball went out together hand in hand
down the road. Fifi then spoke up: "Furrball, do vous remember the times I chased vous around?"
Furrball looked at her in confusion. "Are you kidding? You chased me around a million times!
How can I forget?"
"Well,"Fifi began. There WAS one time vous chased moi."
"I did? When?"
Fifi thought back. "Well, do vous remember that day in the Beauty Salon?"
And Furrball said, "Ohhh yeah. I remember now."

When Looking for Love goes a Little Loopy

It was a bright warm Saturday and Babs Bunny, Shirley the Loon, and Fifi LaFume were
walking down the road, looking for something to do. At the same time, there was Furrball looking
for something to eat, so far no luck. On the other road, he can see the girls chatting and giggling
to themselves. "Sure glad, I don't have a stripe on my tail today," thought Furrball. "Then
Fifi would chase after me again." The little blue cat can remember the countless times of being
pursued by the love-strickened skunk and he's desperate to not let it happen again.

Furrball looked to see the girls turn the corner and he felt relieved, but then something
terrible happened. He was so distracted that he didn't look where he was going and stepped his
foot on a beer bottle. He soon found himself slipping on the bottle and he flew right into the
ACME Beauty Salon. He then slid on the floor and his poor little body hit the wall. The impact
shook the shelves and only one thing fell on Furrball: a bottle of white hair dye.
Looking at his back, he slapped his head and thought, "Oh no, not again!" And sure enough,
as the girls passed by, Fifi caught the glimpse of her so-called skunk hunk once again. "Ooh
la la!," she exclaimed. "Mon amor has returned to me!" Her friends tried to snap her out of
it, but it was no use; Fifi was already on her way to hug and kiss Furrball. Luckily, Furrball
escaped her grasp and started looking for a place to hide.

But, we already know that no matter where he ran, there she was. Fifi tried to catch
Furrball while he was trying to wash his stripe off and while he's trying to escape through
the window.

"Where are you my leetle Prince Charmeeng?," called Fifi. Your damsel in distrwess
eez mizzeeng you!" She did find Furrball, but inside a glass perfume case.
Behind the glass, Fifi said, "Come on out, mon amor. We must continue our love togezher."
But, Furrball SHYLY refuses saying, "I'm not coming out! I'm staying right here."
Fifi tried desperately to make him come out, but he still sat in the glass shelf.
"Why don't you want to come out?"
Furrball shivered, not wanting to hurt her feelings. "Well, it's because...because..."
"Tell moi why already!," said an impatient Fifi. "I'm a big girl now! I can take it!
So Furrball, who looked a little upset, finally spoke up: "OK, fine! It's because I
think you're crazy, unattractive, and a real stinker!!"
Now Fifi stood silent for a while. "Me?" she asked pointing at herself. And Furrball
took a big nod, folded his arms, and scowled.

He saw Fifi walk away sadly and he started to feel sorry for her again and thought about
he said. Suddenly, he heard an explosion from where Fifi was walking to. NOW he regretted for
saying those awful things to her. Furrball quickly opened the glass door and ran to her, but
there was Fifi still okay.
"Not bad, no?" She took out a box of paper poppers and threw one on the ground. It only
sparked, but it sounded like a huge explosion.
"Now that vous are out, we can start a new life together!" Fifi started to smother Furrball
with kisses, but he escaped again, this time upstairs to the Powder Room. He started to look
around and he saw only one open window, possibly his only chance of escape.
Just then, Fifi's voice was heard, "At last, I found you!" Furrball's heart started
pounding as he took a few steps back.

Meanwhile down below, Calamity Coyote wants to catch Little Beeper; this time, he wants
to be a little slick and use a large container of a luxurious-scented violet concoction he has
put together. When he dumps the liquid, Little Beeper will slip and head right to the wall,
leaving him unconcious and wide open for capture.

Back upstairs, Furrball still took a few steps back at the sight of Fifi. "Alright,
mon amor, playtime is over. Vous must not run away from your own true love." With his heart
beating rapidly at his own little chest, Furrball still stepped back. But suddenly, he stepped
a little too far back and fell out the open window!

Fifi gasped at the sight and ran to the little blue cat. "Don't worry, mon amor, I
will save vous!" She immediately jumped down from the window and down to Furrball. She finally
caught up with him still falling down.
"Oh, mon amor!," Fifi exclaimed as she began to hug Furrball. "Zis may not be a good
time, but I must fight it no longer!" And from there, she kissed Furrball full on the lips.
Furrball tried to push Fifi out of it, but his eyes slowly began to fade as if something
just clicked.
In his mind, he thought, "Maybe she isn't so bad after all." But the moment stopped
when they hit the bottom, but thankfully they didn't die. Instead, Furrball landed in a can
of dark blue paint and Fifi landed in Calamity's concoction!

Fifi gasped as she got out of the liquid. "Oh thank heavens, I'm still alive!" Calamity
and Little Beeper, who just saw her after he was taking his daily stroll, helped her out.
Her friends came and Babs asked, "Oh my goodness gracious Fifi! Are you alright?"
Fifi responded, "I'm fine, merci." At the same time, Furrball got out of the paint
can and he saw that the dark blue paint covered the white stripe. He felt relieved.
When Fifi saw him, she ran to help him out. "Oh Monsieur Cat, are vous okay too?" Furrball
nodded in agreement. Fifi's friends then said that now that ThAT is over, they can now find
something else to do, but Fifi responded, "A true lover must not give up on her own dreams!
I won't go until I find that cute boy skunk!"
As Furrball was turning to leave, he caught a scent in the air. It was from Fifi, but
he saw that her stripe was covered by the violet concoction and she smelled like a rose in a
king's royal garden.
"Gee! She really isn't that bad after all!" Furrball excitingly thought in his head.

While Fifi was still looking for her 'skunk hunk" back in the salon, Furrball came in,
quite happy. He gave Shirley the key, locked the door, and put up a "Do Not Disturb" sign on
the front door knob.
"Excuse moi Monsieur Cat, but I was wondering if..." Before Fifi could even finish her
question, Furrball's heart was pumping for joy and he immediately ran up to Fifi, hugging her
and giving her kisses.
Fifi was surprised indeed. "Um Monsieur?," she said while trying to push the little
blue cat away. Babs, Shirley, Calamity, and Little Beeper were watching from the window, looking
a little confused; no one ever gave Fifi hugs and kisses before.
Fifi turned to her friends and exclaimed, "I don't even know what eez going on." She
turned back to Furrball, still hugging and kissing, and said, "Monsieur Cat, control yourself.
Zis only a joke, a trick yes?" And then, out of the blue, it was Furrball's turn to kiss her
right on the lips. Fifi's friends were shocked that someone actually kissed her. Their eyes
grew wide and their jaws dropped open.

After Furrball's lips left Fifi's, she responded, "Non." And with that, she started
running for her life with Furrball chasing after her with the Pepe Le Pew hop.
Shirley nudged Calamity and asked, "Say Calamity, like how long will that concoction
last?"
Calamity made some recent calculations and held up a sign that says, "When it comes
to hard surfaces, it washes off easily, same with fur, but the smell will last the whole week!"
"Gee," said Babs still looking at her friend being chased by a boy, who she thought
was a skunk. "I got a feeling this is gonna take a while." While running, Fifi immediately
put a sign on the front window saying, "Help Wanted" because this IS serious.
As Fifi races to get away from Furrball, she concluded, "Y'know Pepe was right about
one zing, it EEZ possible to become TOO attractive!"
Furrball agrees saying, "Reow reow!"

7:30 p.m. at the park...

Fifi and Furrball were sitting on the bench, giggling at their story. "Oh Furrball,"
Fifi said as she leaned her head against his shoulder. "Zis has been a wonderful evening. The
weather was great and dinner was fun." She gave Furrball another kiss on the cheek. "Thank you
so very very much."

Furrball smiled and said, "Well, I'm glad you enjoyed it, but I don't think the night
is over yet." He reached into his pocket protector and ruffled his little paw in there for a
while. "I want to show a little something so uh..." And with that, he took out a bright yellow
ribbon and gave it to her.
"Oh, it eez beautiful!" Fifi exclaimed. A small wind blew and the ribbon was beginning
to tickle Fifi under her chin. She can't help but giggle at the way it's playing with her.
"And I think it likes you." Furrball giggled. "I found it back at my place and I was
thinking that you can have it."
In response, Fifi said, "Merci beau coup, mon amor." She held the ribbon in her hand.
"Y'know, I zink zat ZIS ribbon will be a promise. A promise zat we will always be togezer and
we will never part no matter what, don't vous agree?"
"Yeah, I...I guess." said a shy Furrball as he turns his head away from
Fifi.

Fifi was curious about what's bothering her lover. "Furrball," she asked gently. "What
eez the matter? Are vous okay?"
Furrball responded, "Well, yeah, nothing is wrong, it's just that I was wondering if
I can ask you a favor?"
"Oui," said Fifi nodding her head. "Tell me anytheeng."
"OK, um if we get, you know, older..." Furrball got close to his lover and whispered
something in her ear. When he finally finished, her eyes lit up and he could see the tears spilling
from her eyes.
She quickly nodded her head and said, "Oui. Oui! Of course I weell!" And immediately
she cupped Furrball's face and kissed him passionately on the lips.
As his eyes began to fade, Furrball happily smiled and thought, "Thanks Fifi, for everything."
Even the ribbon was happy as it glides over Fifi and Furrball and made a heart above
their heads.

Behind the bushes, Buster Bunny, Babs, Shirley, Plucky Duck, Hamton J. Pig, Calamity
Coyote, and Little Beeper were spying on them for quite some time.
And when the two lovers kissed, Buster spoke up: "Gee, they do make a nice couple."
Calamity nodded his head in agreement and held up a sign that read, "Indeed, it's very
romantic. Furrball's now used to Fifi's smell and they finally got together."
"Like, I could sense good mojo up ahead for them." said Shirley.
Babs asked Hamton, "Doesn't this make you miss Fifi, Hamton?"
And Hamton replied, "Well, yeah, but I got another date and this time, she's my own
species."
Little Beeper held up a sign that read, "That IS good! So is mine!"
Then Plucky asked Shirley, "Hey Shirl, got any ideas?" And with that, the green duck
got slapped real hard and stars were circling around him. "THAT'S the general idea." he said
as he fell down.

On another part of the park, Pepe Le Pew and Sylvester watched their two students romancing from afar.
Pepe commented, "I should say that Fifi and Furrball getting togezer is a marvelous
accomplishment! A predigious achievment!"
"You said it!" replied Sylvester grossed out. "That is disgusting! Whoever heard of
a skunk and a cat getting on a date!" Pepe looked at him very sternly (knowing full well that
he has a relationship with Penelope the cat).
"Uh oh." said Sylvester knowing that he said something wrong. He knew he was in for
it and indeed, Pepe let out a huge cloud of hideous odor. Fifi and Furrball stopped kissing
and looked at the cloud that was far to their left.
"What waz zat all about?" Fifi wondered.
"I don't know." replied Furrball. They looked at each other and as they moved closer,
they smiled, winked at the audience and pulled down the screen, knowing that THIS is private.

THE END

Cast:
Fifi La Fume/Bimbette...............Kath Soucie
Furrball.....................Frank Welker
Babs Bunny..............Tress MacNeille
Shirley the Loon........Gail Matthius
Plucky Duck.................Joe Alasky
Buster Bunny...........John Kassir
Hamton J. Pig.............Don Messick
Johnny Pew...............Rob Paulsen

Fifi La Fume: "Au revoir, mon petite potato de couch!"