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SCENTANNA VS SERPATRO

Written by Stephen Ricketts & SithSlayer

Tiny Toon Adventures (c) Warner Bros

Elvira Devira & Commander Beakiress, created by Rkerekes13

Serpatro, created by SithSlayer

NOTE: Most of Serpatro’s lines were written by SithSlayer.

ACME ACRES

It was Halloween, and the toons were out trick or treating in the evening. A green palace
materialized in an empty area, near Acme Acres.

INSIDE THE PALACE

A black lizard monster with wings, was sitting on his throne.

MONSTER: ‘Scentanna. I have been waiting for this day a long time. You may have
forgotten about me, but you still burn in my mind as familiar and permanent as the power
coursing through my veins. You will be mine!’

HAMTON’S HOUSE

Hamton was on his own, and he was sitting down watching TV.

HAMTON: (to himself) ‘I hope Fifi shows up for our movie night.’

There was a knock at the door.

FIFI: (on the other side) ‘I am how you say, here!’

HAMTON: (excited) ‘Fifi, you’re here. Come in.’

The door opened, and Fifi entered, as Scentanna. Hamton’s eyes opened wide, and turned
into red hearts. Scentanna walked seductively up to him. Hamton started panting with
excitement, as Scentanna pressed her hands on the sofa, both sides of Hamton. She
smiled seductively at Hamton, who turned red.

SCENTANNA: ‘I thought I’d come here as Scentanna. After all eet is Halloween.’

She stroked him with her tail, and kissed him on the lips. She let go, and stood up.

SCENTANNA: ‘So are we ready for our movie night?’

HAMTON: (blushing) ‘Yes, Scentanna. Do you wanna watch, Tiny Toon Night
Ghoulery?’

SCENTANNA: ‘Oui.’

She sat down next to him, and they began watching the movie. Suddenly the area shook.

HAMTON: (hugging Scentanna) ‘Earthquake!’

SCENTANNA: ‘’Do not worry, mon bacon of pigs. I am here to protect vou.’

THE MONSTER’S VOICE: ‘I see you have found another who is able to endure your
aroma, my love.’

HAMTON: ‘What the-?’

The lizard monster materialized in the room.

MONSTER: ‘Fifi, it has been some time, or, should I call you “Scentanna”?’

SCENTANNA: (facing the monster) ‘Who are you?’

MONSTER: ‘You don’t recognize me? A lifetime of violence will do that. Look into my
eyes and you will see the truth.’

Scentanna walked right up to him and gazed into his eyes.

SCENTANNA: (shocked) ‘Michael Gecko?’

MONSTER: ‘Michael no longer exists. I am what is left. Serpatro. Got it memorized?’

HAMTON: (to Scentanna) ‘You know him?’

SCENTANNA: ‘Unfortunately, yes.’

SERPATRO: ‘I want you and your Supertoon friends, Batduck and Decoy, to meet me at
Acme Park in half an hour sharp. And do not be late.’

He teleported out. Scentanna looked depressed.

SCENTANNA: ‘Eet looks like our movie night is over. We have to call Batduck, and get
to ze underground headquarters.’

SERPATRO’S PALACE

Serpatro sat on his throne.

SERPATRO: (to himself) ‘Fifi, you cannot imagine what I have been through. That
fateful day when I was captured by the gangsters, I thought they would kill me, and I truly
wish they had. They made me their slave. They beat me, insulted me, spit on me, and
even raped me! Every day was more torment, I truly wanted to die. But I soon discovered
my power, and I used the darkness to make myself stronger. I showed them what they did
to me. I took away their wills and souls and made them my servants. Yet, even now, with
so much power, I still long for you. That is why you must suffer. I will have you as my
own!’

THE UNDERGROUND HEADQUARTERS

Scentanna, Batduck and Decoy were at the headquarters.

BATDUCK: (to Scentanna) ‘So you and this Serpatro used to be friends?’

SCENTANNA: ‘Yes, when we were five years old. A long time ago before I became
Scentanna, he was kidnapped. He must have somehow gained superpowers, and he was
corrupted by how you say, darkness. Zis was all because of ze way he was treated by ze
mafia. He also knows I am Scentanna.’

DECOY: ‘If he’s a friend of yours, perhaps you can make him remember the good times
you two had.’

SCENTANNA: ‘Eet’s worth a try.’

BATDUCK: ‘Don’t you think we should talk with Commander Beakiress?’

Scentanna looked mad at him.

BATDUCK: ‘Okay, go ahead. Zap me.’

He covered his face.

SCENTANNA: ‘Zat ees a brilliant idea.’

BATDUCK: ‘Huh?’

Scentanna pressed a button on the control panel, and Commander Beakiress appeared on
the screen.

BEAKIRESS: ‘Good evening Supertoons.’

SCENTANNA: ‘Good evening, Commander. I have some bad news. Serpatro has
returned.’

Commander Beakiress jumped in shock.

BEAKIRESS: ‘Serpatro? Oh, I just remembered. It’s my vacation time. Gotta go.’

The screen went blank.

BATDUCK: ‘Congratulations, Scentanna. You scared away the commander.’

SCENTANNA: (pointing her tail at him) ‘Do you want to be turned into stone?’

BATDUCK: (panicking) ‘No, please don’t do that.’

SCENTANNA: ‘Zen put a sock in eet!’

DECOY: ‘Scentanna, it’s almost time to face Serpatro.’

SCENTANNA: ‘Yes eet is. And if Commander Beakiress is terrified of him, zen he must
be really powerful. I might not be able to beat him.’

BATDUCK: ‘Well, I say we take a quack at it!’

Scentanna and Decoy looked at him.

BATDUCK: ‘What? Me no funny?’

ACME PARK

The three Supertoons arrived.

SCENTANNA: ‘Okay Serpatro, we are here.’

Serpatro materialized in front of the Supertoons.

SERPATRO: ‘So, your courage has led you to oblivion. Perhaps it is not so wise to be a
hero. That must be why so many of your kind fear me. Destroy them!’

Six Red Lizard warriors showed up. They were dressed up like African warriors.

SCENTANNA: ‘Supertoons, attack!’

The attacked the Lizard Warriors. Batduck and Decoy had a hard time, and eventually
they became scared by them. Scentanna used her gymnastic and martial arts skills to beat
the Lizards.

SCENTANNA: (to Serpatro) ‘Please listen to me.’

SERPATRO: ‘Don’t waste your breath. I have no desire to be the weak little fool you
knew. I will never be so weak again. I will not bow before anyone! Not the mafia and not
your mighty Supertoons!’

SCENTANNA: ‘Michael, please...’

SERPATRO: ‘I am Serpatro, lord of darkness!’

SCENTANNA: ‘You... You’re pure evil. Zen there is only one thing for me to do. (Points
her tail at him) !enotS oT nruT’

She fired a beam at Serpatro, and he grabbed it in his hand.

SCENTANNA: ‘What?’

SERPATRO: ‘Your powers are useless against me.’

He fired the beam at Batduck and Decoy, turning them into stone.

SCENTANNA: ‘No!’

She ran up to the statues.

SCENTANNA: (firing at the statues) ‘!odnU !odnU’

Batduck and Decoy changed back to normal.

SERPATRO: ‘Now I will show you my power, Supertoons!’

He raised his arms, and the area shook.

BATDUCK: ‘It’s another Earthquake!’

A stone hand rose up from the ground, under Scentanna. And it grabbed her.

SCENTANNA: ‘Let me go!’

The hand went back underground, taking Scentanna with it.

DECOY: (getting mad) ‘Hey! Bring my friend back!’

Serpatro looked at him.

DECOY: (scared) ‘Please.’

SERPATRO: ‘Scentanna is now my prisoner.’

BATDUCK: ‘Well, we are going to rescue her!’

SERPATRO: ‘HAHAHAHA! Fools! You cannot face me! The earth and the heavens
bow to my whims! Begone!’

He used the power of wind, and blew Decoy and Batduck away.

INSIDE ACME LOONIVERSITY

They crashed inside Acme Looniversity. They landed in the main hall, and they saw
Yosemite Sam.

YOSEMITE SAM: ‘Hey! School’s closed! Get out of here you varmints!’

OUTSIDE ACME LOONIVERSITY

Batduck and Decoy ran out.

BATDUCK: ‘Boy, is he cranky.’

DECOY: ‘I think we need to get the other Supertoons. If we all unite, we could stop
Serpatro, and rescue Scentanna.’

SERPATRO’S PALACE

Serpatro was standing in a big room, and Scentanna was tied up with magic rope,
connected to the ceiling.

SCENTANNA: (waking up) ‘Where am I?’

SERPATRO: ‘You are in my palace. I must admit, Fifi, even now, you are still as
beautiful to me as the first day I saw you. You have burned in my mind ever since. Your
face has been a greater torment than any physical agony I have endured.’

Scentanna’s face filled with sadness and guilt. Suddenly the rope disappeared, and
Serpatro wrapped his tail around Scentanna and brought her face close to his.

SERPATRO: ‘But now, my moment of true triumph is at hand. If you join me, I will be
whole again, and you will stand at my side forever and ever, if not, then I will destroy
you, and the agony and sorrow will make me stronger than ever. Behold!’

He fired a beam at the big door on the floor, and it opened, revealing a pool of black
bubbling tomato juice. Scentanna gasped.

SCENTANNA: ‘Zat is my weakness.’

SERPATRO: (mocking her) ‘Zat is right! And the juice, it ‘az been, how you say,
touched by zee darkness!’

OUTSIDE THE PALACE

Batduck and Decoy returned, with Superbun, Wonderbabs, Hawkloon, Pink Canary and
Teen Arrow.

WONDERBABS: ‘This had better not be a Halloween trick, Batduck.’

BATDUCK: ‘Would I be lying if Scentanna was in danger?’

SUPERBUN: (to Wonderbabs) ‘He’s got a point there.’

HAWKLOON: ‘This place is like mondo mysterioso.’

SUPERBUN: ‘First we must get inside.’

He tried to open the door.

SUPERBUN: ‘It’s locked.’

INSIDE

Scentanna was struggling to break free.

SERPATRO: ‘Make your choice, Immortality or damnation. ’

SCENTANNA: ‘Alright, I’ll do eet. I’ll join you.’

Serpatro smiled evilly and laughed maniacally.

OUTSIDE

The other Supertoons were still outside.

SUPERBUN: ‘I’ll use my laser vision, and blast the doors open.’

He fired laser beams from his eyes, and blew the doors open.

INSIDE

Serpatro let Scentanna down. And the big door on the floor was closed again.

SERPATRO: ‘You made the wise decision my love. Now Acme Acres will be ours.’

SCENTANNA: (smiling evilly) ‘Yes, Master.’

ELSEWHERE

The other Supertoons were running up the stairs.

DECOY: ‘We must hurry!’

MAIN ROOM

Serpatro was talking to Scentanna.

SERPATRO: ‘Your first mission will be to destroy those friends of yours. Destroy the
Just-Us League of Supertoons.’

SCENTANNA: ‘Yes, Master.’

The doors blasted open, and the other Supertoons ran in.

SUPERBUN: ‘Not so fast you scary lizard you!’

SERPATRO: ‘You’re too late. The Mystic Maid of Musk now stands by my side’

SCENTANNA: ‘That ees true, my former friends.’

DECOY: (shocked) ‘What? Fifi... Scentanna, what are you saying?’

SCENTANNA: ‘I’m saying that Acme Acres is no more.’

She fired a beam at the Supertoons, causing a small explosion in front of them, and
sending them back.

SERPATRO: ‘I also formed an alliance with some other familiar faces.’

Three Supervillains entered the room. They were Wex Wuthor, Elvira Devira, and Poison
Oak.

WEX WUTHOR: ‘Remember me, Supertoons?’

ELVIRA: ‘When I’m through with you, you will be my pets to cuddle forever and ever.’

POISON OAK: ‘Let’s not forget our deal, Elvira. The Men will be mine to boss around.’

ELVIRA: ‘No I haven’t forgotten.’

POISON OAK: ‘Good.’

SUPERBUN: ‘We’ve got to snap our friend out of Serpatro’s trance.’

POISON OAK: ‘You will have to get past us first, big boy.’

The Supertoons faced against the villains. Superbun and Batduck faced against Wex
Wuthor. Wonderbabs and Hawkloon faced against Poison Oak. And Pink Canary and
Teen Arrow faced against Elvira Devira. Decoy faced against Scentanna.

DECOY: (to Scentanna) ‘Listen to me! I am your friend!’

SCENTANNA: ‘Shut your mouth, pig!’

DECOY: Scentanna!’

SCENTANNA: ‘!enotS oT nruT’

She turned Decoy into stone. Serpatro was sitting on his throne, drinking a black liquid.

SERPATRO: ‘Beautiful chaos.’

He raised his hand, and created a fireball. He fired it at the other Supertoons, causing
explosions around them.

SERPATRO: ‘I will finish these kids off.’

SUPERBUN: ‘That’s what you think.’

He charged at Serpatro, and slammed him in the stomach. The villain crashed into the
wall.

SERPATRO: ‘Scentanna, destroy him. What?’

He noticed Scentanna undid the stone spell on Decoy, and changed him back.

SERPATRO: ‘What’s the meaning of this, Scentanna?’

SCENTANNA: ‘I how you say, lied to you about joining your team.’

SERPATRO: ‘I knew I should have brainwashed you rather than ask you to join me
willingly.’

SCENTANNA: ‘So Serpatro. How does it feel to be outsmarted by a Supertoon.’

SERPATRO: ‘No Supertoon has ever defeated Serpatro!’

SCENTANNA: ‘Well I’m going to change zat!!!’

DECOY: ‘Me too!’

WONDERBABS: ‘Me three!’

HAWKLOON: ‘Me too!’

BATDUCK: (to Hawkloon) ‘It’s four! Four comes after three, not two!’

Hawkloon flicked Batduck away with her wings. Serpatro swung his tail at Decoy and the
other Supertoons, sending them all against a wall

SERPATRO: (to Scentanna) ‘Now, you will all suffer!’

He opened the big door again, revealing a massive black inferno.

SERPATRO: ‘And once you have been consumed, this fire will spread across the earth,
and all will be my servants!’

Suddenly he was attacked by Superbun. The Supertoon, lifted him up into the air.

SERPATRO: ‘Let go of me! Let go of me!’

SUPERBUN: ‘Okay.’

He threw Serpatro into the pool.

SERPATRO: (struggling to get out) ‘NO! I cannot be beaten’

The three Supervillains suddenly snapped out of Serpatro’s control.

WEX: ‘Where am I?’

POISON OAK: ‘It’s that ugly lizard, who brainwashed us.’

ELVIRA: ‘Never mind him! Let’s get the Supertoons!’

Scentanna stood in front of the other Supertoons.

SCENTANNA: ‘Leave these three to me.’

The three Supervillains charged at Scentanna.

SCENTANNA: ‘!esylaraP’

She zapped them, and moved them high up, and sent the three Supervillains flying out of
the palace, through a nearby window.

SCENTANNA: (to Decoy) ‘I am how you say, sorry for insulting vou, and for turning
you into stone again.’

DECOY: ‘That’s alright.’

Serpatro crawls out of the fire, horribly burned and mangled, black fire still on his flesh.
He looks at Scentanna and smiles maliciously.

SERPATRO: ‘Another day Scentanna. Another day.’

Then, black sadistic arms pulled him into a puddle of darkness.

A FEW MINUTES LATER: OUTSIDE

The Supertoons were at the Acme Park.

SUPERBUN: ‘Well, I guess Serpatro got what he deserved.’

Suddenly they saw Wex Wuthor, Poison Oak and Elvira Devira. They woke up and got
up on their feet. They saw the Supertoons, and they ran off.

HAWKLOON: ‘Like, what is going on?’

There was a flash of lightning, and the palace disappeared.

SCENTANNA: ‘Eet looks like Serpatro has given up. But I don’t think I have seen ze last
of him.’

HAMTON’S HOUSE

Decoy was playing a piano, and Scentanna laid seductively on top, singing, “Where the
Boys Are.” After they finished, Scentanna got off.

SCENTANNA: ‘I love zat song.’

DECOY: ‘Me too.’

A FEW MINUTES LATER

Decoy and Scentanna watched, “Tiny Toon Night Ghoulery,” on TV.

SCENTANNA: ‘What a good way to end ze Halloween holiday.’

DECOY: ‘Yeah.’

SCENTANNA: ‘I love you, Decoy. Kiss me.’

They hugged each other, and they kissed on the lips.

REALM OF DARKNESS

Serpartro was surrounded by burning black liquid rebuilding his body, all the while
ensuring he suffered.

SERPATRO: (to himself): ‘I thank you Scentanna. You have helped me achieve
godhood. Now, I am truly the lord of darkness. Taught through hatred, forged in black
fire, and immortalized in death! And I will make you a promise, you will be mine!’

THE END?

FICTITIOUS CAST LIST

KATH SOUCIE: Scentanna/ Poison Oak

JOE ALASKY: Batduck/ Yosemite Sam

DON MESSICK: Hamton J. Pig/ Decoy

CHARLES ADLER: Superbun

TRESS MACNEILLE: Wonderbabs

GAIL MATTHIUS: Hawkloon

LYNNE THIGPEN: Commander Beakiress

KERRIGAN MAHAN: Serpatro

DANNY COOKSEY: Wex Wuthor

CREE SUMMER: Elvira Devira

END TAG

FIFI: ‘Au revoir, mon petite potato de couch!’

18.10.2007

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